ELFREDA in night class

  Her name is ELFREDA, From the department of RELIGION, A 200l student. Elfreda has become an object of ridicule,  her friends,  Course mate has Payed her a flying visit times without number on the ground to bring light and reveal the secret of excelling  academically, as ELFREDA had performed woefully in her last semester exams.

  But she chose to tell all the words from her friends to the marines.

One day after much talks from her kith, she decided to make a move,  her first move is to go to night class. 

When it was time,  ( 6:45 pm), she packed her books,  wore her shoe and was set for night class,  A connoisseur could judge from her appearance, looking at her is a hat she wore  on her head that look like the ones used by the Fulani herdsmen in rearing their cattle. And with a larger than life sweater/Cardigan that can accommodate  the whole student of Uniben. Her bag was highly loaded with books and her shoulder bears the burden. her  mouth was painted with red lipstick, no doubt she wasn't different  from the vampires that sucks unwanted bloods.

   ELFREDA walked straight to Education, luckily  for her,  she found a vacant sit where she sat down brought out her books and started skimming through in less than 20 minutes, her phone rang.  One of her male friend is calling, she was just smiling, she was displaying her gap tooth for the whole world to see like a slaughtered goat that's being preserved in fire. 

After 30 minutes of the conversation, she then used the opportunity in opening her whatsapp.

She did and she read all her private messages and replied all, she then started chatting on whatsapp  group forgetting  that she's in night class.  The next thing,  she updated her whatsapp status "Reading for 5 hours isn't a child's play". She chatted for like an hour..

Then brought out the Sosatie (suya)   which she bought on her way coming..she was eating it while everyone beside her was salivating.

In less than 10 minutes,  she was done eating, she continue reading but her mind,  spirit and soul wasn't there. She checked her time,  it was 10:25 pm,  before she could open the next page,  her head was already on her desk,  oh she woke up the next day it's already 6:00 am.  She packed her books and went to her hostel. 

Oh she's lost the battle, she would then say "I went to night class last night" but the verisimilitude of it is that,  she never read anything nor cogitated on what was written in her books..

Most times we all claim to attend night classes,  but only few really know what night class is meant for.

No doubt everyone have their own reasons  why they went for night class, some go there to read,  some to eat Sosatie (suya) hot mishai, some to look for their lost ribs, lastly some go to night class hustle for people's phones while their mates are reading, they're busy calculating their next move on how to transfer the ownership of people's phone. 

School is fun, 

School is stressful, in all your certificate will be your remark when you graduate.....
EMOEFE. O. BRYT

Coming up next.  THE  UNFORGETTABLE NIGHT OF PLEASURE 

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