ELFREDA in night class

  Her name is ELFREDA, From the department of RELIGION, A 200l student. Elfreda has become an object of ridicule,  her friends,  Course mate has Payed her a flying visit times without number on the ground to bring light and reveal the secret of excelling  academically, as ELFREDA had performed woefully in her last semester exams.

  But she chose to tell all the words from her friends to the marines.

One day after much talks from her kith, she decided to make a move,  her first move is to go to night class. 

When it was time,  ( 6:45 pm), she packed her books,  wore her shoe and was set for night class,  A connoisseur could judge from her appearance, looking at her is a hat she wore  on her head that look like the ones used by the Fulani herdsmen in rearing their cattle. And with a larger than life sweater/Cardigan that can accommodate  the whole student of Uniben. Her bag was highly loaded with books and her shoulder bears the burden. her  mouth was painted with red lipstick, no doubt she wasn't different  from the vampires that sucks unwanted bloods.

   ELFREDA walked straight to Education, luckily  for her,  she found a vacant sit where she sat down brought out her books and started skimming through in less than 20 minutes, her phone rang.  One of her male friend is calling, she was just smiling, she was displaying her gap tooth for the whole world to see like a slaughtered goat that's being preserved in fire. 

After 30 minutes of the conversation, she then used the opportunity in opening her whatsapp.

She did and she read all her private messages and replied all, she then started chatting on whatsapp  group forgetting  that she's in night class.  The next thing,  she updated her whatsapp status "Reading for 5 hours isn't a child's play". She chatted for like an hour..

Then brought out the Sosatie (suya)   which she bought on her way coming..she was eating it while everyone beside her was salivating.

In less than 10 minutes,  she was done eating, she continue reading but her mind,  spirit and soul wasn't there. She checked her time,  it was 10:25 pm,  before she could open the next page,  her head was already on her desk,  oh she woke up the next day it's already 6:00 am.  She packed her books and went to her hostel. 

Oh she's lost the battle, she would then say "I went to night class last night" but the verisimilitude of it is that,  she never read anything nor cogitated on what was written in her books..

Most times we all claim to attend night classes,  but only few really know what night class is meant for.

No doubt everyone have their own reasons  why they went for night class, some go there to read,  some to eat Sosatie (suya) hot mishai, some to look for their lost ribs, lastly some go to night class hustle for people's phones while their mates are reading, they're busy calculating their next move on how to transfer the ownership of people's phone. 

School is fun, 

School is stressful, in all your certificate will be your remark when you graduate.....
EMOEFE. O. BRYT

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BREAKING:Thailand's King Bhumibol Adulyadej

Thailand’s King Bhumibol Adulyadej, the world’s longest-reigning monarch, has died at the age of 88, the palace announced Thursday, leaving a divided nation bereft of a rare figure of unity.

Bhumibol’s death ends a remarkable seven-decade reign and plunges Thailand into a deeply uncertain future.
Most Thais have known no other monarch and he has been portrayed as a guiding light through decades of political turmoil, coups and violent unrest.
In a statement the palace said the monarch passed away at 3.52 pm (0852 GMT).
“Although the team of doctors treated him to the best of their ability, his condition deteriorated,” the Royal Household Bureau said.

As the news filtered out, large crowds erupted in mourning outside the hospital where Bhumibol spent most of the last two years, many of them wailing and sobbing.
“How will Thailand live without you father?” cried one distressed young man as others chanted “Long Live the King!”
Prime Minister Prayut Chan-O-Cha, the former army chief who leads Thailand’s ruling junta, described the king’s passing as “the most devastating moment for Thais” since the death of his predecessor and older brother Ananda in 1946.
He moved quickly to declare that the king’s 64-year-old son, Crown Prince Maha Vajiralongkorn, is the named successor.
The Crown Prince is much less well known to Thais and has yet to attain his father’s widespread popularity. He spends much of his time overseas, especially in Germany, and is a keen pilot who flies his own Boeing 737.
Year-long mourning
In a televised address to the nation, Prayut said Thailand would hold a one-year mourning period and that all entertainment functions must be “toned down” for a month.
Thai television stations switched to a special announcement that began with black and white photographs of the king, before a formally dressed presenter read out the palace statement.
Bhumibol’s death is a major test for the country’s generals, who seized power in 2014 vowing to restore stability after a decade of political chaos, a turbulent period exacerbated by the king’s declining health as jostling elites competed for power.
The military has deep links with the palace and many inside the kingdom saw the putsch as a move to ensure generals could stamp down on any instability during a succession.
It is difficult to overestimate Bhumibol’s importance to most of his subjects. Backed by an intense palace-driven personality cult, he is revered as a demigod by many, seen as rising above the kingdom’s notoriously fractious political scene.
It is not unusual to see Thais moved to tears when they talk of a future without him.
Officially known as King Rama IX, he descended from the Chakri dynasty which came to power in Thailand in the late eighteenth century.
His subjects have had many years to get used to the prospect of no longer having Bhumibol — their king has not been seen in public for months and has suffered prolonged ill health.
But his passing is still a huge shock to the nation.
His reign spanned a remarkable era in which Thailand transformed itself from an impoverished, rural nation into one of the region’s most successful economies, dodging the civil wars and communist takeovers of its neighbours.
He built a reputation for criss-crossing the nation to visit the rural poor and sometimes intervened to quell key moments of political violence — although other times he stayed silent and he approved most of the army’s many coups during his reign.

21 chibok girls abducted by Boko Haram terrorist has been released

Reactions have trailed the news of the release of 21 out of the 218 #Chibok school girls abducted by the terrorist Boko Haram group. While everybody are on the same page of praise and thanksgiving to God for the girls’ release, others however have demanded the Federal Government to speed-up efforts at releasing the remaining girls.

The validity of jamb result is now 3 years

The Senate on Thursday, passed into law, a Bill for an Act to amend the law establishing the Joint Admission and Matriculation Board (JAMB) Act 2016.
The new law now extends the validity of the result of the board’s examination to three years as against the previous one year.
After the Chairman of the Senate Committee on Tertiary Education and TETFUND, Senator Jibril Barau laid the report, the Senate unanimously passed the amendment Bill.
In his ruling, the Senate President, Dr. Bukola Saraki said the amended Act shall be “a great relief for both students and parents as it will reduce their financial and psychological burdens”.

UNIBEN opens admission status checking portal..

The University of Benin(UNIBEN) opened the admission checking portal for applicants to check their results online.
But note that all applicants page are being processed and hopely by later in the night today,applicants will be able to access their page to know if they have been admitted or not....

HOW TO CHECK YOUR ADMISSIONSTATUS
Visit the admission checking portal by clicking here. Https://uniben.waeup.org/applicants/checkstatus




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Nigerian writer wins N47 million in literature prize

– Abubakar Adam Ibrahim is the winner of this year’s Nigeria Prize for literature
– The prize was keenly contested between Elnathan John, Chika Unigwe and Abubakar
– The Nigeria prize for literature is $100,000
NLNG Prize announcement today
The prize which describes itself as “bringing Nigerian scientists and authors to public attention and celebrating excellence in scientific breakthroughs and literary craftsmanship in the nation,” is one of the most sort after literary prizes in Nigeria.

Initially it was worth $20,000, then in 2006, it was increased to $30,000 and in 2008 to $50,000. In 2011, the prize was increased to a whooping $100,000 making it the largest African literary prize and one of the richest literary prizes in the world.
The Prize for Literature rotates among four genres – Fiction, Poetry, Drama and Children’s literature every year and for 2016, the prize was given to fiction.
The judges for this year’s prize were: Prof. Dan Izevbaye, well-respected literary critic and a professor of English Language at Bowen University, Iwo, Professor Asabe Usman Kabir, Professor of Oral and African Literatures at Usmanu Danfodiyo University Sokoto and Professor Isidore Diala, a professor of African Literature at Imo State University, Owerri and first winner of The Nigeria Prize for Literary Criticism.

They were led by Emeritus Professor Ayo Banjo who announced the shortlist of 11 writers for the prize in July 2016, and then a shortlist of three writers: Chika Unigwe, for her book ‘Night Dancer’, Abubakar Adam Ibrahim for ‘Season of Crimson Blossoms’ and Elnathan John for his book: ‘Born on a Tuesday’.
Via their twitter handle, it was announced today, October 12, that Abubakar Adam Ibrahim is the winner of the prize which is about N47 million. Abubakar Adam Ibrahim is also a journalist, who is one of the judges for the Etisalat prize of literature this year.
Abubakar Adam Ibrahim
The announcement was made at the world press conference on the Nigeria prize for literature and the Nigeria prize for science which held at the Sheraton hotel, Ikeja Lagos.

Men arrested with crushed human heads hidden in bread

Suspect with human head sandwiched inside bread
24-year-old Jamiu Alabi and 32-year-old Yemi John were arrested on Saturday night, October 8, at Church bus stop in Ipaja. The duo were said to have concealed three human heads inside loaves of bread. They sandwiched the heads in the breads and inscribed names and
amount on each. While one of them had Danjumo N20,000 written on it, the others had Yusuf N70,000 and Alhaji Mumuni N10,000.

Police spokesperson Dolapo Badmos, said they are investigating the case discreetly. He also confirmed the arrest of suspected armed robbers arrested along Shibiri/ Imude road in Ojo, after dispossessing one Ifeoluwa Francis of her belongings. Segun Ariyo, 17 and Michael Adetona, 16, she said, while armed with a knife, robbed the victim of N20,000, a BlackBerry Z3 phone and recharge cards. They were arrested while trying to share their loot.
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Nigerian politicians are “reckless and militicians” – Jega

 Former chairman of the Independent National electoral Commission (INEC) Professor Attahiru Jega has described Nigerian politicians as militicians’
–Jega said attempts by the country to reform the electoral process would be a waste of effort except politicians changed their reckless mindset

Former INEC boss, Professor Attahiru Jega
Former chairman of the Independent National electoral Commission (INEC) Professor Attahiru Jega has described Nigerian politicians as militicians’ who believe that political power, through election, has to be captured and this has to be done by hook or by crook.
He added that politicians had turned the nation’s electoral arena into a bloody battlefield characterised by political thuggery, snatching of ballot boxes and assassinations while creating fear in the minds of voters.
He added that attempts by the country to reform the electoral process would be a waste of effort except politicians changed their reckless mindset.
Mr Jega stated this when he spoke at the the 50th birthday ceremony of the National Legal Adviser of the All Progressives Congress, Dr. Muiz Banire (SAN).
“ INEC, as an election management body, faced perhaps its greatest challenge containing the predisposition and reckless mindset of Nigerian politicians. I quite often say that Nigeria has a special breed of politicians – ‘militicians’.
“They generally tend to believe that political power, through election, has to be captured and this has to be done by hook or by crook; by any means necessary. For many, winning an election is literally a do-or-die affair. That is why the Nigerian political arena increasingly resembles a bloody battlefield with maiming, killing, burning, assassinations and unimaginable destruction of lives and property.
“As long as politicians continue to have unwholesome mindset, efforts at electoral reforms and deepening democracy would remain constrained and susceptible to reversal. This is, therefore, a key area of priority focus as we contemplate sustainable credible elections in Nigeria.”
Recall that Mr Jega presided over INEC during the 2015 general election

Nigeria heading now where – Soludo, Anyaoku

– A former Commonwealth Secretary-General, Chief Emeka Anyaoku, and a former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Prof. Charles Soludo, have yet again call for the restructuring of the country.
– Anyaoku said Nigeria had under performed due to its current 36-states structure, where all the states were dependent on the central government for survival
Former Commonwealth Secretary-General, Chief Emeka Anyaoku
Eminent Nigerians including A former Commonwealth Secretary-General, Chief Emeka Anyaoku, and a former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, Prof. Charles Soludo, have yet again call for the restrtucturing of the country.
Both men spoke in Abuja during the public presentation of a book, ‘Nigeria: The Forsaken Road to Nationhood and Development’, written by a retired diplomat and Nigeria’s former Ambassador to Switzerland, Dr. Humphrey Orjiako.
Anyaoku said Nigeria had under performed due to its current 36-states structure, where all the states were dependent on the central government for survival.
He added that it was time the country reverted to regional governments.
“I think the Nigeria we have, of 36 federating units now, is not working. The country continues to underperform because of the 36 states we have now. About 27 of the states cannot pay the salaries of their workers.”
On his part, Soludo said the present structure of the country was outdated and would not enhance its development, describing the Federal Government as a major constraint to the states.
“The Federal Government in Nigeria is a major constraint to the states and that is why some of us believe that the current structure that we have is for a time we no longer live in.
“The current structure was designed to share and consume the oil rent, and I have argued that the structure that is designed for consumption cannot be efficient for production. So, we know that it will have its own ripple effects.”



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